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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 05:16
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
How to Make AI Faster and Smarter—With a Little Help from Physics - WIRED
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Everyone loved it.
Then came..
Fifth measles case in Georgia confirmed in family member of person with earlier case - 11Alive.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
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So they tried
share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Isn’t freedom of speech and expression an absolute right?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
TSA issues warning as they ban certain card at airport security that's owned by millions - UNILAD
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
New Chemical Kills 95% of Termites and Can’t Harm Humans - SciTechDaily
Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Nuts and Butts